On the top, but not on the bottom

Does short hair now mean that I'm an emo kid?  I lopped off all of my hair last night. But, this morning, I had to go to a real hair cutting place to get it shaped up right. Now I have faux hawk. I need a hat. 

J didn't laugh when I first got it cut. She helped me see the positive and made me an appointment with the trendy Regis. This Regis isn't Regis from Regis and Kelly on channel 9. I now have trendy hair, but not so trendy clothes or shoes.  I feel trendy on the top, but not on the bottom.